cracked: When is society going to wise up and listen to the experts at the Syfy Channel? 5 (Thankfully) Extinct Giant Versions of Modern Animals #5. Megapiranha taranensis, the giant piranha That is Megapiranha, which lived 8 to 10 million years ago in the rivers of South America and grew to a meter in length, four times that of the cow skeletonizers of today. And if it ever finds out we gave it a lazy-ass name like “megapiranha,” it’ll find a way to revive itself and tear us to shreds in one or two bites. See, not only was Megapiranha huge, but its bite was among the strongest in history, with a force-to-body-weight ratio unmatched by even the mightiest dinosaur. Whereas modern-day piranhas peak at a bite force of 70 pounds, a Megapiranha is estimated to have bitten with a force of 1,000 pounds. Read More
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When is society going to wise up and listen to the experts at the Syfy Channel?

5 (Thankfully) Extinct Giant Versions of Modern Animals

#5. Megapiranha taranensis, the giant piranha

That is Megapiranha, which lived 8 to 10 million years ago in the rivers of South America and grew to a meter in length, four times that of the cow skeletonizers of today. And if it ever finds out we gave it a lazy-ass name like “megapiranha,” it’ll find a way to revive itself and tear us to shreds in one or two bites.

See, not only was Megapiranha huge, but its bite was among the strongest in history, with a force-to-body-weight ratio unmatched by even the mightiest dinosaur. Whereas modern-day piranhas peak at a bite force of 70 pounds, a Megapiranha is estimated to have bitten with a force of 1,000 pounds.

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CollegeHumor Staff Blog: While fooling around in her basement, my girlfriend asked me to “touch...

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While fooling around in her basement, my girlfriend asked me to “touch her belly button” and was astounded that I didn’t know that “if you touch a girl’s belly button, she can feel it ‘down there.’” Needless to say, I fingered her bely button — hard. After faking it for a solid minute, she fell…

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